Saturday, 30 July 2011

Things to do in Pai

Things to do in Pai Thailand, from the Pai Events Planner (I am not making this stuff up):

The Womb (I JEST YOU NOT): The Womb is an experimental living community centered around love, meditation, creativity and the courage to discover your own truth. Give birth to your spiritual self. Also enjoy 'Aqua Floating' at 'The Womb', a gentle therapy where you are floated on the water surface and underwater. Experience deep states of relaxation as you melt and merge into the limitless.

(when they say float underwater and 'melt and merge to the limitless', does that mean they want to drown you?!)

The Healing Pyramid: The Healing Pyramid is a spiritual centre which specialises in both usui and shamballa reiki courses. Also offering crystal healing, cranio sacral therapy, chakra balancing, oracle card readings, and transformative work. It also has holistic treatments such as fruit and flower facials and detox packages.

Suggested Entry into Pai Events Planner:

Organic Colonic Irrigation  - Eat one dodgy pork Pad Thai. Wait one day. Apply Imodium when necessary, otherwise sit back and relax with your own personal chunder bucket in lovely Thai hostel surroundings. Rehydration Sachets not included in price.

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